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Month: April 2017

HOW TO FIGHT YOUR MOM

April 24, 2017/3 Comments

Everybody has a Mom. I am so happy to report that I am one of the fortunate daughters: I have…

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MY EPIC WARDROBE MALFUNCTION

April 15, 2017/2 Comments

Every serious musician has to move through the years where you are willing to play anywhere, anytime. Those days are…

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IF YOU PRAY I WILL SPANK YOU

April 10, 2017/6 Comments

That’s right, you know you’ve done it: said something bizarre to your kids out of desperation, sleep deprivation, or confusion.…

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OTIS POOPS IN THE COFFEE SHOP

April 3, 2017

Dogs are like a status symbol in Colorado. Let me rephrase that: certain types of dogs are a status symbol…

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