MICHELLE THORNBERRY PATTERSON

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Michelle Patterson has been cranking out songs since she was 13 years old. She and her husband, guitarist/songwriter/producer, Barry Patterson, have toured their music together for 22 years. Michelle is the Vice President of Ascension Arts, an organization that facilitates arts education events and performances all over the world. She is also a vocal and songwriting coach. She and Barry are raising four stupendous children and one paranoid hound dog princess.

I TALK TO MY FOOD

February 19, 2018

Hello my lovely readers. Answer me this: doesn’t everybody talk to their food? No…? I have a love/hate relationship with…

LOVE ON THE RUN

February 12, 2018/4 Comments

My lovely readers,  for the last few weeks, we have broached heavy subjects and I feel the need for some…

HOW TO HELP A FEARFUL SINGER

February 5, 2018

My lovely readers, this week I am writing in response to the many messages I have received requesting a follow…

WHY YOU NEED A TRIBE

January 29, 2018/2 Comments

My lovely readers, have you ever been lonely and like you didn’t belong? Haven’t you always felt like you needed…

HOW TO TALK TO YOUR KIDS ABOUT THE “S” WORD

January 22, 2018

My lovely readers, today I am going to lead you into that awkward no man’s land where we good parents…

HOW TO DO HARD THINGS

January 15, 2018/8 Comments

“Life is hard and then you die.” Seriously? Who came up with that heart-warming phrase? After the week my family…

REPOST: PEEING ON “THE BIBLE NETWORK”

January 8, 2018

This morning I am flying off to Canada to be with my own Gypsythugmom as she undergoes a double mastectomy…

I FINALLY BELIEVE IN RESOLUTIONS, BECAUSE I KEPT ONE

January 1, 2018/2 Comments

Photo courtesy of INP Photography This day is super exciting for me as it represents me keeping a 365 day…

EPIC SANTA FAIL

December 25, 2017

Merry Christmas from my Gypsythug house to yours!! Here’s a little epic Santa fail story to make you feel better…

THERE’S NO RUDOLPH IN MY CHRISTMAS

December 18, 2017

Christmas 2000: the Christmas we will never forget and the Christmas that it hurts to remember. We had two babies…

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