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THE GREAT WAFFLE IRON MASSACRE OF 1987

December 11, 2017

We were staying with dear friends this weekend and the culinary climax of the weekend was  when we celebrated their…

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THE DOORMAT

December 4, 2017/1 Comment

Moms and daughters, this one’s for you. You are all getting ready to see each other again during one of…

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HOW TO NOT LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND

November 27, 2017/1 Comment

Every wife needs to know how not to leave her husband. Every marriage has rocky points and so many are…

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THE WORST HOMECOMING EVER

November 20, 2017/1 Comment

We travel a lot for our musical work and we usually get someone to stay in our home while we…

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HOW TO RECORD LIKE A MOM

November 13, 2017

These past few weeks, Barry and I have been reminiscing about old recordings of ours. As we have been preparing…

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IT’S NOT TOO LATE FOR YOU TO LEARN TO SING

November 6, 2017/1 Comment

I am stunned by the conversation that has exploded over last week’s blog, “Quit Telling Your Kids They Can’t Sing“.…

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QUIT TELLING YOUR KIDS THEY CAN’T SING

October 30, 2017/94 Comments

This blog will take a sharp turn for the serious,  this subject has been churning around in me for a…

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DON’T DATE THE COOL GUYS

October 23, 2017/1 Comment

When I asked my husband what he thought I should write about for this week’s blog, he snarkily replied, “Oh…

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HOW TO TELL IF SHE HAS PMS

October 16, 2017/2 Comments

  What I am about to give you is likely the most important hormonally related information you will ever have…

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TMI

October 9, 2017/4 Comments

You know what it stands for:  Too. Much. Information. People use that acronym to shame other people when they share…

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