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WHEN YOUR HUSBAND DOESN’T BUST HIS ASS

September 11, 2017

It feels ironic and sort of wrong to be writing this blog when my husband is currently busting his ass…

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GOD IS MAD AT YOU

August 21, 2017

I am sure everyone of us has felt that this must be the case, at least a few times in…

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FURBY IS FROM THE DEVIL

August 14, 2017/2 Comments

As a certified Gypsy Thug Mom, I tend not to be uptight about things that other moms might be. For…

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WHAT TO TEACH YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT THE HOMELESS

May 15, 2017/8 Comments

I grew up in rural Alberta, in a little cabin in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains. My childhood was…

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IF YOU PRAY I WILL SPANK YOU

April 10, 2017/6 Comments

That’s right, you know you’ve done it: said something bizarre to your kids out of desperation, sleep deprivation, or confusion.…

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AWESOME TRAVEL MOM IS DEAD

January 30, 2017/6 Comments

After years of touring and travelling with children, even as a young mom, I considered myself rather travel savvy. I…

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THE GOOD MANNERS TEA PARTY FROM HELL

January 15, 2017/4 Comments

To say I was an overzealous first-time mom would be a vast understatement. When Barry and I returned from our…

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